If you’re looking for a new job, might you consider “professional gang bang operator”? It appears that there’s a vacancy in the greater Bloomington area after Scott Pollack, that city’s resident GB aficionado, was busted at a Quality Inn. Pollack accidentally dropped his super cool business cards that list him as “Scott, Gang Bang Organizer” near the hotel. A manager there picked up the card, and after Googling his name, found out that there was a gang bang birthday party scheduled at the hotel the same day.
Pollack publicized his gang bangs not only through passing out (and dropping) business cards, but also though his Twitter account, @masterscottyp (it’s since been disabled), where he tweeted the times and locations of the “bangs.” Stuff like…
Note that you don’t have to have proper grasp of English grammar in order to throw gang bang parties.
And that “very hot 42-year-old lady”? That’s Wendy, actually 45, who wanted to commemorate her 45th year by sleeping with 45 men. She was up to 31 when the police showed up, broke up the party and arrested Pollack. Pollock was charged with a felony count of solicitation, inducement, and promotion of prostitution, though both he and Wendy said that she was there of her own free will. His case will be argued in September, so until then, someone else will need to handle the gang bang biz. They’ve got big shoes to fill.